West Division
Team
Yukon St. for the Gifted and Cold 3-0-1-10
Idaho IHOP waiter training institute 3-0-1-10
Hat U. at Utah 3-0-0-9
Coastal Mexico Sombrero Making Escuela 0-1-2-2
U-Alaska at Sunsville 0-1-2-2
Pelican's School for Fish 0-2-1-1
Somewhere Out There School of Spiders 0-3-0-0
Air Force 0-3-0-0

European Division
Team
Montpelier St. University at Sevilla 4-0-0-12
U. are a bad student, so you go here U. 2-1-1-7
Da School 2-0-1-7
Atlantic Ocean Ocean Technical University 2-1-0-6
U. of Secret Service at We're Not Telling You 1-0-1-4
Really Gigantic School at Rome, Prague, and Munich 0-2-1-1
Atlantis Diving School 0-2-1-1

East Division
I.O.U a Diploma School for the Forgetful 4-0-0-12
Norwalk community College of the Birds 3-0-0-9
PQR ST. U 2-0-1-7
Jupiter School for the Unearthly 1-1-1-4
Bobby Convey's University for the extravagant Futboller 1-1-1-3
Mainely a Drama College at Augusta 0-1-2-2
The School for Dangerously Lost Mexicans 0-3-1-1
Corn Eel 0-2-1-1


Central Division
U. of the saddest people ever to drive monster trucks 2-0-1-7
Minnesota Da Tooth Dental School 1-0-3-6
The Half eaten college for half eaten peolple 1-1-0-3
Southeast Missouri St. 0-2-1-1
James S. Siversmithers' School For The Cherrycake Eater 0-3-0-0
Bullseye Bull-Riding Academy of Oklahoma 0-3-0-0